Giant Toilet Spider [VIDEO]
Watch were you plant your rear, the "GIANT TOILET SPIDER" is near! This critter will make a "turtleheader" pop back in! This will leave you WILLINGLY constipated for a week. More after the jump.
When I was a kid, I heard a story about a snake that slithered up a drain and came out of a toilet. I "hovered" over the bowl for a month after hearing that. THIS IS WORSE. Find a friend that's afraid of spiders or public toilets and watch this video with them. Now, brace yourself for the "GIANT TOILET SPIDER".