Hub City Norml Event Will Be Visited By ‘Stoner Santa’

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Deck the halls with boughs of flower,

Za-za-za-za, Za-za-za-za!

'Tis the season to get faded,

Za-za-za-za, Za-za-za-za!

'Don we now our itchy drug rugs,

Za-za-za-za, Za-za-za-za!

Toke the ancient Spongebob bubbler,

Za-za-za-za, Za-za-za-za.

Wow, I'm a lyrical genius!

Anyway, the folks doing the Good Work at Hub City Norml have a Toys for Tots event this Saturday. For the cost of one new and unwrapped toy, you can enjoy, "live music, free raffles & prizes, stoner Santa & the Santa babes will be there for all your photo wants & needs." That's pretty cool. I wanna sit on Stoner Santa's lap. Not in a gross way, I just have some Christmas trees wishes.

The event will be held at Cheers (3525 34th). The event will also feature fire performances from Pyrosapiens (like actual fire, but I'm sure it'll also be fire) and belly dancing from the incomparably lovely and sweet Scarlet Snicklefritz. The event begins at 8  p.m. and will conclude at 1 p.m.

Hub City Norml's mission, "is to move public opinion sufficiently to legalize the responsible use of marijuana by adults, and to serve as an advocate for consumers to assure they have access to high-quality marijuana that is safe, convenient, and affordable." I told you they are doing Good Work.

In all seriousness, the prohibition of marijuana is cruel and ridiculous. I firmly believe in fully legal recreational Cannabis for adults and for the immediate release of anyone in state custody for Cannabis related charges and for the expungement of any criminal record related to weed. I said what I said.