Things That Should Be Illegal During A Lubbock Summer

I'm not sure who writes the laws around here, but they clearly don't spend a ton of time outside in July.

If they did, a few things around here would become illegal immediately.

THINGS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL IN LUBBOCK DURING THE SUMMER

Black Leather Seats

They looked great when you bought the car last winter, now they're just branding irons with cupholders, and nobody wants to ride to lunch with you anymore.

Asking Someone For Help Moving

Straight to jail.

Scheduling Outdoor Events at 3 pm

Someone out there really thinks, "Oh, joy! The hottest part of the day! Surely everyone wants to be outside for that!" and that person should be put on a watchlist, if not just removed from society completely.

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Getting Into Your Car Without Cracking The Windows

Or sitting there talking before you start the car.

YOUR PASSENGER IS DYING.

TURN ON THE AIR NOW!

Turning Off The A/C

That's supervillain-level activity right there, and it's unacceptable.

Wearing Jeans

I'm close to saying "nope" to clothes, period.

Saying, "It's a dry heat."

Shut up. Nobody cares.

Take Out The Garbage

I swear, summer months are the only months you really need a significant other, just so you don't have to brave the sun and take out the trash yourself. It should be straight-up illegal to have to walk to the dumpster. Not doing it.

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Of course, there are plenty of other things that should be hella illegal right now. I'm sure you can come up with a few of our own. Drop them in a comment below this article wherever you come across it, and then keep scrolling for more fun in the galleries below!