Need A Job? China Is Hiring…

I remember when I was a kid, I was always taking odd jobs to earn extra money. I would mow lawns, walk dogs, wash cars, pretty much anything someone was willing to pay me to do, well, I would do it... Within reason, and for the right price.

Some things I wouldn't do for any amount of money, inseminate a cow, clean a porta potty, or teach kindergarten.

It wasn't that I was afraid of hard work, it's that I have an issue with bodily fluids touching me. Just the thought of it repulses me to this day, maybe that's why I'm in radio and not a doctor.

But, check this out... If you're not easily grossed out China will pay you $50,000 to become a professional fart sniffer.