We've asked some silly questions before, but this one takes the birthday cake.

We posed the question: "If you were turned into a pinata what comes out when people whack you?" And the responses? Absolutely next level.

We’ve had a lot of questions take off, but this one easily cracks the top ten. Listeners from Lubbock, Abilene, and beyond went wild with their answers, and things got weird in the best possible way.

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Since the idea involves a piñata, of course we got a bunch of people saying "candy." But it wasn’t just for thematic accuracy—folks really love their sweets (or at least we’ll assume so).

What Would Spill Out of You? 60 Wild Answers to the Piñata Question

This list is long—but trust us—it’s also one of the most entertaining collections we’ve ever shared. We cleaned out all the duplicates, and we still ended up with sixty original answers. Once you dive in, they fly by.

The responses range from foods people crave to emotional confessions to totally off-the-wall items. It’s always fascinating when someone only gets one shot to reveal what’s inside them—and they don’t hold back.

Take me for example: Anyone who listens to the show knows I eat ramen every single morning for breakfast. So if I turned into a piñata? You already know—it’s raining noodles.

Now that the rules are clear, let’s scroll through a bunch of hilarious, bizarre, and sometimes oddly beautiful answers from the best listeners on Earth.

***Warning! Some of the answers in these galleries are extra spicy! Turn back now if you are easily offended!***