Shocking! Texans Tell You Exactly How Not To Celebrate Xmas!

We've got some great answers to the question/setup, "What's the best way to celebrate Xmas (wrong answers only).

Is It Christmas time?

The Texas weather makes it hard to believe that Christmas is just around the corner. As of this writing, there is virtually no part of this humongous state that is going to have a white Christmas, and relatively few that will even have a cool or cold Christmas. It's weird that the Christmas holiday is so closely tied to the weather, but it is.

The Traditions

There are many traditions associated with Christmas, most notably the giving of gifts. After that you lay on things like Christmas carols, festive decorations, family get-together and so much more. Of course for religious folks the holiday takes on a deeper meaning, but we're not hear to get deep or even be serious.

The Question

The question is "What's the best way to celebrate Xmas (wrong answers only) and just to put it in context, my answer was, "With a vaguely rotten odor coming from the chimney". Are you starting to see how this is going to work? We had quite the array of answers come in from social media and we'd like to thank everyone who participated. We do protect the authors identities slightly, just in case they could get called out for their answers, but I'm sure you can probably match one or two of these authors with some of your friends.

Let's Go!

So let's get to the festivities. Think of all things Christmas, then let's completely flip them on their head with the question, "What's the best way to celebrate Xmas (wrong answers only!)