So I have this friend we'll call Tabbie. She has been a friend of mine, and The RockShow, for a long time now and she is a wonderful woman. But she feels incomplete and I, along with some of her other friends, want to help make her feel whole.
Most men will admit there's nothing better than beer and boobs. But, when you combine the two, you get the male equivalent of that chocolate and peanut butter thingy. During my countless hours of 'online research', I found this video of a woman who can pop the top off a beer bottle with her boob.
Usually I don't find lady marathon runners attractive by any means. They're just too damn skinny! And they have zero boobs. I'm not into dudes, and they kind of look like dudes when they're running. Not this time.
What more do you need to know? This is called the "BoobyPack". It's a fanny-pack for your boobs. Girls, you get to hold all your stuff without the need for a huge bag. Guys, you get to see girls grabbing at their boobs all the time. Win-Win...
I tell you what, there must be a lot of creepy old men and a lot of women with zero self esteem running around this world. I understand if a woman wants to get breast implants, I understand if her man wants her to get breast implants.
First off, this video has boobs in it. If boobs aren't good in your house you might want to NOT click here.
Why no one has ever posted a link to this video on my facebook page before is starting to bother me. Sure its just Steel Panther live, but its proof that some people still know how to conduct themselves onstage...