Texans Confess Their Most Embarrassing Drinking Stories

I'm sure your story could be added to this list, you just have more shame than the rest of us.

Booze

It's easy to overdo it with the booze. There just is no precise amount that can be administered and every one seems to have a different tolerance. Then there's the fact that it takes a moment for the alcohol to catch up with you, and by then, you may have already put even more on top of that. I guess we all have to learn our lessons.

A Trifecta Of Foolishness

I was a very irresponsible drinker. I was so irresponsible that when it became my turn to answer this question, I couldn't settle on just one answer. I could have went with the time that I walk up next to a bucket of frozen margaritas that had a landline phone in it.  I was once so drunk in front of the band Metallica that I was embarrassed about it, enen though they once earned the nickname  "Alcoholica".  I finally settled on the time a group of us got drunk and tried repeatedly to jump over a very large bonfire.

I Hope You're Well

Yes, it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. I certainly hope your drinking stories ended up as funny stories and not something tragic. And for those of you who can have a few drinks and not make jackasses of yourself, I salute you. Some of us just got stupid and there is no better way to describe it.

*One note: thanks to all who contributed, we were not able to include all stories due to computer limitations.