Things We Do In Lubbock That Would Horrify Fancy People

If you dropped a genuinely fancy person into Lubbock for a weekend, they'd spend the entire time clutching their pearls. I don't think we are necessarily uncivilized here, but we do a few things that would certainly make someone scratch their head if they'd never seen it.

Here are a few totally normal West Texas habits that would send a fancy person into orbit.

1. Paper Towels For Plates

Why dirty a dish for a single slice of pizza? Nope.

2. Ranch Goes On Everything

Pizza. Chicken. Lasagna. Whatever it is, ranch goes nicely on top.

3. The "Clothes Chair" Is A Respected Family Member

Too clean for the hamper, too dirty for the closet, just right for the chair.

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4. That's Not Cool Whip

It's spaghetti, and I'm saving it for lunch. Put it back.

5. Flip Flops 24/7

Hardware store. Grocery store. Anywhere, really.

6. Our Cars Double As Storage Units

I've had a hamper of laundry in the backseat for far too long.

7. Shredded Cheese Over The Sink Is A Meal

I don't know how they do things at your house, but at mine, this is acceptable.

We do plenty of other bizarre things around here that would drive fancy folks absolutely nuts. Drop some more ideas into the comments wherever you came across this article, and then keep scrolling for other silly Lubbock odds and ends in the galleries below!