United Supermarkets Arena Teases Fans With Cryptic “S” Graphic

United Supermarkets Arena published an odd picture over the weekend, and now the internet detective agency is officially on the case.

Let’s pause right now and take a look at the graphic in question.

It’s a TV-headed man with a big ol’ “S” glowing in the screen. That’s it. No explanation. No caption. Just vibes and one lonely consonant daring us to figure it out.

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So what could it mean? Clearly it’s a puzzle, and since no one has handed us the decoder ring, we’re doing what Lubbock does best — wildly speculating.

Here are a few completely reasonable, totally serious possibilities:

*S could mean that United Supermarkets Arena is about to start serving Sausage. And let’s be honest — a sizzling sausage during a sportsball showdown? That’s elite dining.

*S could mean Smoking Sections are coming back. Because nothing pairs better with watching peak athletic performance than a nostalgic cloud of questionable life choices.

*S could stand for Sweet, which is certainly what it was when the Red Raiders knocked off #1 Arizona. That one still tastes good.

*S could stand for Small, a gentle reminder to grab your kids a Texas Tech shirt before they grow another inch and outsize it in two weeks.

*S could mean Slow — as in, please drive slow around the arena when games let out. Nothing ruins a victory lap like bumper-car roulette on the loop.

*S could mean Superman. Maybe that mysterious green fire shoots out of campus vents again and Big Blue is called in to save the day.

*S could also mean Scalpers. A subtle public service announcement: buy from authorized sellers unless you enjoy heartbreak and fake PDFs.

*S could mean Streak. Hopefully the winning kind. The other kind would definitely require bail money and a lifetime ban.

*S could be a reminder to bring a Seat Cushion. Those arena seats can turn into medieval torture devices by halftime.

And finally…

*S could mean a new Song and concert announcement for the band...

I thought we could sneak that name in there. Apparently not.

Guess you’ll just have to listen Tuesday at 10:00 a.m. for confirmation.

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Until then, we’ll all be staring at that mysterious “S” like it’s the Da Vinci Code of the Hub City.