WARNING: Is a Lubbock Facebook Group Starting to Sell the Sexy?
Damn, Facebook is getting SEXY, yo!
As a member of the Lubbock Buy/Sell/Trade group on Facebook, I can tell you that there is never a shortage of items that come across the page that will pique one's curiosity. Yesterday, however, I saw one that I did a double take on because it was just that incredible.
I have cropped the name of the poster, FYI.
New Ring toss & card games. Gifts given to bachelorette. Never used. Ring toss orig $20. Selling both for $15. Cash or venmo. MPU.
WARNING: These images are NSFW.
Yep, that's EXACTLY what you thought it was. A ring toss game for your junk. With a 3-FOOT blow up "unit."
Thank GOD they aren't playing horseshoes or lawn darts with your, ahem, gear.
If you want the link to buy this stuff, here you go.
Oh, and the fact that the ad states that these items are "never used" does give me a slight sense of relief. But, man...when I opened Facebook early one morning and saw this jump out at me (so to speak), it was a bit of a shock to the system. But, then again, we are all adults here, right?
This leads to another point, if we can sell sexual party favors on Facebook, then why can't we have some tasteful nudity? Can't Facebook put up some kind of age restriction filters, after all? Heck, I'll start.
Never knew I had such a physique, didja?
Now, can anyone show me how to start an OnlyFans page? I'm gonna make it rain.