Okay, truth be told, this could have happened to anyone. As a matter of fact, something similar has probably happened to you or someone you love. It's just Heathen's "Turn" to look like a complete assh@le. More after the jump.
I tried to think of a more descriptive title for this story. I really did. But if "Angry lesbian hit and run rampage" doesn't hook you in, I doubt anything will. This story is terrible, and for a number of reasons. Check it out after the jump.
I'm smart about somethings, but really dumb about others. The good thing is, I've never had a problem asking for answers when I need them. Today, we tried to learn a little bit about the customs surrounding Mardi Gras, but it didn't go so well. Details after the jump.
I love those little pranks that have just a kernel of truth to them. This one was based on the fact that Whitney Houston had indeed died, it was then exaggerated how it happened. This one really shows how dumb some people can be if you give them just a little serving of truth with the lie. More after the jump.
Let's face it, for many people Facebook IS the internet. It's like America Online was back in the days of dial up. Most people head to Facebook and then maybe do another thing or two. The problem is, for some reason Facebook can be very confusing. For instance, I like how the Timeline looks, but I really don't know what in the hell is going on. More after the jump.
It's another edition of "Things You Can't Unhear". This time Heathen takes you through the actual physical, chemical and emotional results of being kicked in the junk! Yes, it's another ball-kicking report with the RockShow. Check it out after the jump.
You want proof of the damage that crack does? Well, a lot of our awesome stories involve some crackhead doing something stupid. Today is no exception. Today we weave a fabulous tale of "the Crackhead Truck Driver Meets Officer Friendlies Taser". More after the jump.
I don't have to tell you that burglars are creepy. It's got to be on everyones list of fears that they're in the house with some kind of intruder. You just don't know if they want to steal your stuff or put a potato in your butt (you just don't know with these potato butt intruders). Sometimes, if you get lucky, maybe the intruder didn't mean any harm at all. More after the jump.
What could a woman do that's so awesome and still get arrested? Well in this particular case I'm just going to tease you into you listen to the report. Let your mind run wild then click through for the story.
American Reunion is out on April 6th and we've got some bad jamz to get you jazzed up for the release! Some of Steve Stiffler's wildest lines and wildest moments have been mashed up, remixed and autotuned for ya. I hope I don't have to tell you that there's some filthy talk and filthy suggestions including in here, but there is. Click through for the fun.
I've often said, whatever you want to do with your partner is fine by me. I don't even care if your partner is same sex, just as long as it's a consenting adult. Now, when you start doing your business right in front of me, there might be a problem For instance, had I seen this situation developing I probably would have busted a car window and put innocent people in harms way. But enough serious stuff, this one involves a naked chick. More after the jump.
I guess everybody draws the line somewhere. There's even serial killers who really love cats. Somewhere in that mix are "strippers who don't do drugs". More after the jump.
