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Some offers are just too good to be true.  There there are offers like this one that are too true to be good.  Can you just imagine the woman that would do you after she scarfed down two cheeseburgers?  My guess is this isn't what you'd call a "high-class" prostitute.  More after the break.

Are you ready to fall out laughing?  Are you ready to spill your guts all over the floor.  Are you ready to double over with laughter, until you quiver and quake and possibly pee yourself!  Well then click through my friend!

It seems like everybody is getting their "smoke on" except us poor Texans.  How much more are we going to fight the legalization of weed now that it's LEGAL in Washington D.C.?  (you know, where the politicians are).  I personally don't like to smoke, but I might sample a cookie or brownie every once in a while to help with minor aches and pains (that's the best excuse I could thing of)

Trust me, I have the urge to just go "loony-tunes" all the time.  I haven't had a true psychotic break yet, but I'm sure it's coming.  When I do go nuts, I hope I have a cool hat to put on.  More after the jump.

Okay, the dog actually called "999" but in England that is the equivalent of 911.  So what does a British dog say when he actually gets and answer, find out about this, a couple of strangely named Okies and a new definition of "eat and run" next.

We had Toby Kebbell on the show and he is one fun dude. He plays the son of Poseidon in the new "Wrath Of The Titans" movie. We talked to him about the new flick and whether "unleashing the kraken" mean pulling your thing out, or taking a dump. This and more fun after the jump.

Yeah he's doing it again. Aaron Lewis is releasing another country thing, this time a it's a full length cd. So now you get 10 full songs, and he even wrote 9 of them. Kind of typical with country music isn't it? He's even offering a free download of the single "Red, White, And Blue" if you like the record company's facebook page...

The best way to lose a friend is to get to know them.  These days we "get to know them" through their insane Facebook posts and ramblings.  Now you can even let someone know that they are less of a friend than you thought they were.  Click through for the story:

Did you know you can put naked pictures on Twitter?  Yep, you sure can! It's big with porn stars and internet skanks!  Today's discussion about the Tweets got a little "raw', so we had a virtual 'beep-a-palooza' on one bit.  Click through for more.

How many hot dogs could you swallow?  Seriously, take a moment and think about how many hotdogs you could put down your gullet and then travel with, without throwing up.  When you get a good number, click through for somebody who will seriously beat your number.

Imagine this, you get a tattoo and that tattoo vibrates when you're cell phone rings.  Freaky? The future? Or is it just WTF?  The technology has been patented.  This and more jokerific jokey mcjokes after the jump.

Did you hear the naughty news?  Some women really "get off" on going to the gym.  Holy tacos this ones so naughty, we're not going to tell you more until after the jump.