How many hot dogs could you swallow?  Seriously, take a moment and think about how many hotdogs you could put down your gullet and then travel with, without throwing up.  When you get a good number, click through for somebody who will seriously beat your number.

Here's what we know about heroin 'pellets'-three of them is about equal in mass to a a hotdog.  Now listen to this story and check out how much this lady had in her belly.

Talking and/or bragging to d.j.s about breaking the law isn't good (unless it's the RockShow, in which case it's perfectly acceptable).  Here's a lady who found that out firsthand:

Deeandre is either a very forthcoming criminal, or a very dumb criminal.  Check out how he filled out his paperwork at the police station: