RockShow Threesome

Whats the best way to keep people from riding on the top of trains?  Threaten to smash their heads in!  Yeah!  Heathen has the story of how it can be really bad to be hit in the face with a couple of balls.

Have you ever seen one of those movies where it's a foreign plane and there's chickens and stuff walking around with the passengers?  This is worse, much worse.  I'm not afraid of flying, but I'd punch a brother in order to get to the emergency exit on this flight.  More after the jump.

I guess there's an old saying of "any port in a storm".  I further speculate that a lot of people think their butt is a "port".  Now we have South Korean gold smugglers packing priceless metal in their portals!   Holy geeze that was clever!  This story is a little graphic so don't click if you're young or scared.  Details after the jump.

What part of "woman offers to trade sex for chicken nuggets" do you not understand?  Oh, okay, yes they were McDonalds Chicken McNuggets.  How many?  Well that's up for discussion.  Click through for more.

One guy goes to jail.  A giant gun appears in his cell. Where do you think the gun came from? How did the guy know he was going to be arrested? Did he already have the gun "hidden" or did he "hide it in a hurry?   More questions than answers after the break.

Don't we all just love it when a crook gets coming to them. If more people just had the opportunity to beat the living sh!t out of crooks, I think there might be less crooks.  I know I'd be less likely to rob a place if I knew I was going to be punched in the face for a half hour.  Details after the jump.

The world owes a debt of gratitude to you organ donors. It is very big of you to make one final sacrifice for the benefit of others.  Sometimes though, accidents happen and your guts just get smooshed.  More after the jump.

Geez this was a hard one to title.  I don't want you guys to miss out of the 'big' surprise in the story.  Let's just say anytime any lawyer looks bad we're interested, but this particular case is a little wrong.  More after the jump.

Down here in Texas we hear a lot about bodies found in Mexico. It can be very scary to be that close to that much death.  It turns out, we're not that close at all, at least compared to Milwaukee.   Heathen has the story next:

Who doesn't love a lady in uniform? If you are wanted by that lady in uniform, it may actually mean "Wanted" instead of "wanted," get it? Our suspect today finally got it. Heathen has the story next:

Today it's no so much about what happened in history, but what Heathen thinks should have have happened in history.  Why should you give a darn about what Heathen thinks?  Because it's the reason his wife is going to give as an excuse for why she murdered him.  More after the jump.

ANYTHING to make our soldiers lives better is good by me.  Even if that ANYTHING is a somewhat odd sex sleeve.  Maybe we should just wait until you click through for any more details.