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The RockShow Big One: The Best Places To Eat Are Strip Bars

Do you need an excuse to go see some chesty 'performers'?  It turns out the strip bars, tend to have the cleanest kitchens and some of the best food anywhere.  More after the jump.

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The RockShow Big One: C.J. The Super Chimp

This is one of those stories that got better as we added to it.  It was just a story of an escaped chimp.  Before you know it, the chimp had superpowers and an entire back story.  If you like ridiculous, well this is the EXTREME sized portion of it.  More after the jump.

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The RockShow Big One: A Horse Is A Horse Of Course Unless It Says “Suck It”

Did you know people file down horses teeth?  I had no idea.  Apparently it doesn't hurt them or anything, but I really don't know the point.  Maybe the point is that the teeth have no point.  Uh...more after the jump.

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The RockShow Big One: Giant Nightmarish Amish Pile Up!

Those Amish just can't hold their liquor now can they?  There is so much messin' up going on with this story that it's almost hard to keep up with.  Let's just say it ends up with a bunch of buggies in a pile up and one lonely wheel spinning slowly as a witness to the devastation.  Details after the jump.

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RockShow Big One: Chain Smoking Ape May Be Forced To Quit

Who doesn't think a chain-smoking primate is funny?  I mean there are the various anti-smoking Nazis', but give a chimp a butt every now and then.  Evidently chain-smoking monkey's are a hit around the world.  Click through for more.

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RockShow: A Piece Of History That Must Not Be Forgotten, The Pooping Bandit & Elmo Hates Jews

There are certain moments in history that shall never be forgotten.  The moon landing, the, well other stuff.  I think you know where I'm going with this.  We've got a goofy moment to share with you after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: Drummer Busted For Doing Something That Looks Like Drumming

Have you ever knocked out a drumbeat on your steering wheel?  Chances are if you're a rocker, you've done it more that a few times.  One many claims that was just what he was doing and not what he is accused of.  Details after the jump.

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RockShow News: Unfortunate Animal News, The Double-Headed Mushroom, And A Sexy Scam

Man nature sucks!  Bad stuff happens in nature.  Fortunately some of the creatures out there don't know they they are being humiliated.  That's about all I'm going to tell you for now.  Click through for the fun.

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RockShow Threesome: Dick Move In Parking Lot Results In Death

Some people take things much too seriously.  Road rage is a great example.  How many times have you heard somebody else say 'that driver almost killed me!" and other exaggerations.  Seriously, lighten up a bit, take it easier and we'll all be safer.  The same goes for when somebody pulls a dick move on you in a parking lot.  Wait for them to go inside and key their car or something, don't start a freakin' brawl!  More after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: A Hole You Shouldn’t Finger

Hey, back off with your nasty thoughts.  This is a story about one of our greatest presidents, Mr. Abraham Lincoln.  More precisely it's the story of the first "physician" who came to his aid.  More after the jump.

 

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RockShow Threesome: The KKK Took My Trash Away

The KKK wants to Klean, Klean, Klean a section of highway.  I don't think anybody has a real problem with that, it's probably the fact that you get one of those signs that says "the portion of the highway adopted by the KKK".  Anyways, before you sideswipe the haters in hoods, click through and check out the rest of the story:

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RockShow Threesome: The Remedy For School Dress Codes Is “Slutty Wednesday”

There's always some uptight assh@le schlub out there willing to propose a school dress code.  It seems the weak of mind always use this trick to try to stir up a few headlines for their school board campaign.  Now students are fighting back.  Find out more after the jump.

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