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The RockShow Big One: C.J. The Super Chimp
The RockShow Big One: C.J. The Super Chimp
The RockShow Big One: C.J. The Super Chimp
This is one of those stories that got better as we added to it.  It was just a story of an escaped chimp.  Before you know it, the chimp had superpowers and an entire back story.  If you like ridiculous, well this is the EXTREME sized portion of it.  More after the jump.
The RockShow Big One:  Giant Nightmarish Amish Pile Up!
The RockShow Big One: Giant Nightmarish Amish Pile Up!
The RockShow Big One: Giant Nightmarish Amish Pile Up!
Those Amish just can't hold their liquor now can they?  There is so much messin' up going on with this story that it's almost hard to keep up with.  Let's just say it ends up with a bunch of buggies in a pile up and one lonely wheel spinning slowly as a witness to the devastation.  Details after the jump.
RockShow Big One: Chain Smoking Ape May Be Forced To Quit
RockShow Big One: Chain Smoking Ape May Be Forced To Quit
RockShow Big One: Chain Smoking Ape May Be Forced To Quit
Who doesn't think a chain-smoking primate is funny?  I mean there are the various anti-smoking Nazis', but give a chimp a butt every now and then.  Evidently chain-smoking monkey's are a hit around the world.  Click through for more.
RockShow Threesome: Dick Move In Parking Lot Results In Death
RockShow Threesome: Dick Move In Parking Lot Results In Death
RockShow Threesome: Dick Move In Parking Lot Results In Death
Some people take things much too seriously.  Road rage is a great example.  How many times have you heard somebody else say 'that driver almost killed me!" and other exaggerations.  Seriously, lighten up a bit, take it easier and we'll all be safer.  The same goes for when somebody pulls a dick move on you in a parking lot.  Wait for them to go inside and key their car or something, don't sta
RockShow Threesome: A Hole You Shouldn’t Finger
RockShow Threesome: A Hole You Shouldn’t Finger
RockShow Threesome: A Hole You Shouldn’t Finger
Hey, back off with your nasty thoughts.  This is a story about one of our greatest presidents, Mr. Abraham Lincoln.  More precisely it's the story of the first "physician" who came to his aid.  More after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: The KKK Took My Trash Away
RockShow Threesome: The KKK Took My Trash Away
RockShow Threesome: The KKK Took My Trash Away
The KKK wants to Klean, Klean, Klean a section of highway.  I don't think anybody has a real problem with that, it's probably the fact that you get one of those signs that says "the portion of the highway adopted by the KKK".  Anyways, before you sideswipe the haters in hoods, click through and check out the rest of the story:
RockShow Threesome: The Remedy For School Dress Codes Is “Slutty Wednesday”
RockShow Threesome: The Remedy For School Dress Codes Is “Slutty Wednesday”
RockShow Threesome: The Remedy For School Dress Codes Is “Slutty Wednesday”
There's always some uptight assh@le schlub out there willing to propose a school dress code.  It seems the weak of mind always use this trick to try to stir up a few headlines for their school board campaign.  Now students are fighting back.  Find out more after the jump.

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