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Make Your Own Pony Who Rocks! [VIDEO]
Okay, this may be the next big "thing" on the internet. Dress your pony up, pick the music, then BOOM! You have a dancing pony! Sorry, that they think of as "rock" is Europes "The Final Countdown", but hey, it's better than whatever weird ba…
The Newest Internet Sensation: One Pound Fish! [VIDEO]
Okay, I guess YouTube can make ANYONE a star.  This fishmonger has nearly SEVEN MILLION HITS!  Oh wait, that's just for the original video.  The one that is produced has over EIGHT MILLION HITS! That means bookings on the newchannels and late night t.v. shows are right around the corner.  I almost h…
FedEx Delivers The Metal!
FedEx has a new commercial that really hits home. As you will find out (eventually), those menacing supposedly devil-worshiping metal heads that we all love are really just nice guys off stage.  This new FedEx commercial tells the tale of a metal band that is just not 'metal' enough for their manage…
The Best Weather Forecast You Will Ever See
Do you think some of our local weathermen are a little nutty?  They aren't as nutty as this guy.  This guy, in fact, is as nutty as an elephant turd (and that's really nutty!).  Watch as this guy delivers the craziest weather forecast you've ever seen, and never once do…
See The Muppets Rock Scenes From “Pulp Fiction”
I think it's pretty safe to say that this is the best thing you'll see this week. It's an animated version of "the Muppets" doing Pulp Fiction.  It's even bleeped so you can share it at work.  There are some graphic parts however and and especially ann…
“Rock Of Ages” As Directed By David Lynch
How many of you ran right out and saw "Rock Of Ages".  Good.  I would have personally came to your house and kicked you in the nuts for even wanting to see it. Even as cheeseball as it looks it pulled in $15,000,000 opening weekend (I think that's enough to pay the monkey's salary). So how…
Wanna Know What It Would Be Like To Talk To Mr. Rogers On Acid?
Don't believe any of the bad things you've ever heard about Mr. Rogers, he was a very sweet man.  Even the picture you will occasionally see on the internet of him giving the middle finger, is actually a picture of him counting taken out of context.  Anyways, you WILL watch the a…
Don’t Be An Idiot, Idiot
I can't find the picture, but I've got to pass this story along to you in a blog anyway.  This is EVERYTHING that is wrong with the internet and people in general.  You have to read this story-ESPECIALLY IF I TURN UP MISSING OR BEATEN!  More after the jump.
Titanic In Super 3D With Motion Feel Technology [VIDEO]
How do you feel about old movies being "upgraded".  Personally, I wish they'd leave 'em the hell alone.  Then again, I've never seen Titanic, and I will never see Titanic, unless it includes stormtroopers and giant squid. Wait, "Titanic in super 3d…

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