Devil Says Not Yet!

The Devil has officially announced that there will be no Apocalypse in 2012.  The scaly back beast announced "it was never really in the cards for 2012, plus I'm having to much fun co-writing songs with John Tesh".  The Devil also wanted to point out to naysayers that the Mayan Calendar actually renews and does not end in 2012 and said, "if I wanted your attention, I wouldn't write it on a rock, I'd carve it into Matt Damon's chest in fire and impale him on the Eiffel tower...at least give me credit for having some creativity".