Don’t Get Caught With These 19 Naughty No-Nos in a Texas Airport!

My morning show partner and I were talking about random stuff we've seen people try to get through security at the airport on that old British TV series Airport. His elderly mother recently brought an entire pot roast on a trip from California to Texas. He said he was a little shocked, but he just laughed and reminded her we have the same animals in Texas that she has in California. Ha.

The pot roast is nothing compared to a lot of the weird crud I've seen on that show. Some passengers are straight TRIPPIN' with the kind of stuff they are trying to squeeze past security. Do you really need a disgusting bag of leaky mystery meat in your carry-on luggage? And, don't even get me started on the people who have bugs and rodents in their bags.

So.

Friggin.

Gross. 

Wanna know what you absolutely CANNOT have on the plane in Texas? Familiarize yourself with the gallery below and then keep scrolling for more Texas-based content and fun...