The Unwritten Rules of Easter in Lubbock

Easter in Lubbock comes with a set of rules nobody explains, but everyone somehow follows. Think about it.

First rule: the wind is going to be involved in some way, shape, or form. It doesn't matter how nice the forecast is. At some point, a 30mph gust will show up and turn your carefully planned egg hunt into a full-contact sport for kids. They won't just be hunting eggs, they will be chasing them...possibly into traffic.

Second: you will definitely dress incorrectly. It's going to be cold in the morning, hot by noon, and pretty much a confusing day overall. Someone will show up in a silly spring outfit and regret it immediately. Someone else will bring a jacket "just in case" and feel brilliant.

Third: your Easter eggs will contain at least 20% dirt. It's just part of the experience: West Texas seasoning, or something.

Fourth: family photos are mandatory, and also chaotic. Only three of your will look normal. The rest of you don't stand a chance. You'll take at least 7 because Nana can't keep her eyes open after all those deviled eggs.

Fifth: the food doesn't have to make sense. There's ham and potato salad...and a bunch of other random things that don't seem to belong together. Just eat them and be glad you didn't have to spend any money. You don't have any.

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Sixth: someone WILL mention the weather multiple times. Probably about 10. Just smile.

And finally, there will be one to three eggs that are never found, also rumored to be full of money. This will keep the kids busy long enough for you to take a nap.

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