If You Want to Find Out Who Your Friends Are, Just Hurt Yourself [Graphic Photo]
Friends mess with friends. You get little to no sympathy, and usually just jokes from your friends.
I dislocated my toe yesterday. The picture is a little graphic, so I'm allowing you a little time to bail out now.
Okay, you're back with me? Here's a picture of the toe.
So, I took to my Facebook for advice because the emergency clinic didn't open until noon. I simply asked, "Just broke a toe. Who wants to put it back in place for me?"
Here's the kind of answers I got from my friends:
*Just amputate. F@#k it. You still have 9
*I’d be glad to help depending on where and how you broke it and where you’d like me to put it. I don’t do butt stuffs despite my reputation
*Walk it off, it will go back by itself
*I have some vice grips
*I dislocated my index finger like that one time. I couldn't give people proper directions for two months.
*Man up. Do it yourself! Lol
*Just shoot it off. It won’t hurt long. Make a video!!!!!
*Looks like a penis!
* Wear steel toes while putting foot to ass...take care brother.
and this enormously creative, funny (if your toe isn't broke) answer:
*Live long and prosper. (If you don't get it, go look at the pic again)