I was attacked by a puppet Friday night.

Friday night at 10:22 I was attacked by a puppet. Don't ask me why I immediately checked the clock after the attack, but I did. I guess I'm used to seeing movies where all of a sudden the digital display reads midnight or 666 or something.

I was fast and hard asleep, after all, I keep morning show hours and had further worn myself down after a couple of hours of construction. I woke up to a puppet, a garland made of skulls and a torchlight hitting me in the fact. I guess I should say that this torchlight and puppet have been in the same spot for five years or more.

Of course, the first words out of my mouth were "what the f@#k?" because those are usually the first words out of my mouth. I was hit across the bridge of my nose and had a pile of strings, skulls and puppet parts that I had to fight my way through.

My wife says she's seen a ghost in my room before. This leads to the question, do I have a ghost who is controlling the puppet, or is the puppet possessed?  All I can tell you right now is that I'll be keeping a very close eye on Pepe The Puppet (yes, I know it's a marionette...but that doesn't sound as scary).