Is This the Naughtiest Billboard in Lubbock? [NSFW]

Things sure have changed around these parts.

I remember when pioneers of letting adults being adults here in Lubbock had their stuff confiscated and were threatened to be shut down. These brave folks like The Buffalo Beano Company and Intimate Expressions fought absolute wars to change things here in Lubbock only to have other people walk through them.

Let's just waltz past the plethora of smoke shops and talk about the lingerie and adult toy shops. We've had a couple of major chains locate in the Hub City, and guess what? Satan has yet to crack a fissure in the earth and drag us to hell. (Quite the visual, I know.)

Along with just being here comes the need to advertise. Now while I'd recommend that use choose Townsquare Media and specifically The RockShow on 94.5 FMX, billboards can occasionally add a little pop to a campaign. This brings us to the latest billboard from the lingerie and sex toy shop, Cindie's.

Context is always important, so look at *exactly* what came up when I typed 'Cindie's lingerie' into Google as I was trying to figure out if I needed to put an apostrophe in their name:

HOLY MOLY -- CALM DOWN, CINDIE'S!

That's a lot to burn into your eyes and to bake your brain. For those of you who're still here and are wanting to know about the billboard, let's get to it. It's a very simple, Plain-Jane billboard that no one is going to think too much about...except if they know what Cindie's is all about. Have a look:

If I have to explain this to you, you're probably on the wrong radio station.