Here is a doozy of a crime story out of Lubbock, Texas.

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Late Nights

I believe a lot of us have been in a "party hard" mode. While many of us know what it's like to tie one on, (hopefully) it rarely translates into a scuffle with the police. Things went really wrong during a night out for a Lubbock, Texas man and it resulted in a trip to jail.

The Setup

A 20-year-old Lubbock man was kicked out of a strip club and appeared to be intoxicated according to Everything Lubbock. Somehow things escalated to the point of the Lubbock Country Sheriff's Office being called.  What happened next is probably a blur to the man, but probably very memorable for one Sheriff's deputy.

Where Things Went Wrong

Deputies tried to arrest the man, and things did not go well. The man ended up on top of one of the deputies and punched him. He was then hit with a stun gun, but he was not impressed by it. Somehow the deputies got control of the situation and tried to search the man.

Round Two

While attempting to search the man, he grabbed one of the deputies testicles and "refused to let go" (I'm wondering if he was asked politely?). News reports of the event don't say what it took for him to release the iron claw from the deputies nether region, but whatever it took, he probably deserved it.

The End

Without getting too much in the weeds, this close encounter of the sack-kind resulted in the man picking up multiple charges and a bond of $55,000.  He is pictured as rather smug and proud of himself in the booking photo, but we all know where his hand has been. So much for having a ticket to the Policeman's ball.

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