Learn French For B*tchface [AUDIO]

This story is simple and not right. It's understandable, but it's not right.  How many times have you wanted a nice stiff drink when being forced to watch some kids movie?  I'm not saying it's right, it's just understandable.  More after the jump.

I think I'd need a fifth of whiskey and a couple tabs of acid to sit through a "Smurfs" movie.  Even then, I'd probably rather try my luck at flying than sit through the movie.  The lady in today's story that it would be best viewed while "altered" as well.