Shape-Shifting Donkey Blamed In Beastiality Incident [AUDIO]

How many good, and I mean really good, excuses can you come up with for having sex with a donkey?  So far, I've only heard one and it's coming up next.

The t.v. series "True Blood" would have us believe that shapeshifters can turn into any animal they want.  Now if a human could turn into an animal, why couldn't an animal turn into a human?  This is the question that needs to be answered.  It needs to be answered quick, as in before this guys court date.