Texas Has an ‘Epic’ Finalist in Kids Mullet Championship

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Go ahead, take a moment to catch your breath. I know it was taken away by Epic Orta's voluminous, honey brown locks. Yes, the kid with an epic mullet is named...Epic. Has a child ever been more appropriately monikered?

Epic's mullet is seriously styled. I love that it's nearly a pompadour. Epic highlights his business-in-the-front look with mirrored shades. Mirrored so you can see yourself in them. Epic has given you the gift of imagining yourself even 10 percent as cool as he is.

The party isn't only in the back, though. Epic is donning a bright and bold Hawaiian shirt. This kid rules. I can't get enough of him.

Epic also happens to be the only Texas kid in the Mullet Champion finals. Sadly, there are no Texans represented in the Teen division. We need to show the world that everything is bigger in Texas, including the most daring hair style of all time.

You can vote for Epic to be the Mullet Champion of 2022. In fact, I'd say its your duty.

Are you an adult with a great mullet? You still have time to enter the championship and make us proud. Entries are due by August 31st, and 1st prize is $2,500, which is nice, but the honor and glory will "spend" forever.