There’s A New Bush Man In Town And It May Be On Crack
Lubbock's famous "Smiley Bush" has some competition.
The new bush around town doesn't quite have the personality of Smiley. As a matter of fact, the new Bush Man looks like he partied too hardy at an FMX Birthday Bash. Yup, he's got that look of drank too much, smoked too much, sweated too much, and yeah, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Hey, but thank you to the homeowner for trying to cheer us up in these trying times. I sure made me smile.