They Were There: Real Texans Share Their Crime Witness Stories

Texans reveal all, from real crime to absolute silliness.

It's Wild!

Get ready for a wild ride of crime. We put out a simple statement and it came back with answers that raised a few eyebrows and resulted in more than a few chuckles. We love casting our net this way and seeing what we come back with. We assumed most of this would be goofy or "Nice try, cop", but we heard about all types of situations across the board.

The Crimes

I will say that some of this went all the way off the cliff and we deleted a few answers that were just beyond the pale. Keep in mind that all of this is just part of a morning show bit called, "The Smokin' Poll" and we are looking to entertain and not depress the people out there. Okay, I'll just say it, we omitted one tale of murder from the final results here.

The Bit

We are going to to try to keep this light and entertaining, but yes you will experience a few somewhat shocking moments and instances of thinking "what would I do?". The world needs heroes, but there are more than a few cases of bystanders stepping in and things going from bad to worse. I suppose that is enough setup for now, I just want to couch all this in the spirt of fun, and none of it should be taken too seriously.

The Setup

If you find yourself entertained and have similar type stories, we'd love to have you join us here. Other than that, here you go, it's "Tell Us About A Crime You Witnessed".