What I’d ‘Really’ Do With 400 Million

So, who cares if my chances are 1 in 258,890,850 of winning tonight's $400,000,000 (cash option $216 million) I'm all in!

Everyday, when I drive by the Texas Lottery billboard on the loop and see what the weekly total is, I dream a little dream of what I'd do with all that cheese.

My thoughts usually consist of: I'd take care of my family and friends; you know the typical politically correct things we're supposed to think about doing.

Realistically, here's how I'd really blow a big fat wad of cash like this.

I'd get Woody that nice "rack" she's always harping about wanting to get (44 D's) nice!

Hell, I'd open up a chain of strip clubs in all 50 states and Guam!

I'd save every animal in need, so I wouldn't have to sit through another one of those two minute late night 'tear jerking' TV commercials that makes me feel so guilty, even though I don't even have a pet.

A fleet of every model that Mercedes Benz makes would be a nice addition too.

A house on all Seven Continents...Wow, guess then I'd need me a friggin bad boy private jet, so I could just be a daily member of the "mile-high" club!

I'd become a real-life Scarface! Why not, I can afford rehab now.

Anyway, I could go on and on about how I would go through this kinda of cash like a hot knife through butter...but I'm sure you get where I'm coming from.

Good Luck!