You Can Be Royalty For A Small Charge

How would you like to be nobility? For about $200 you can make it happen.

I've been thinking about becoming a "Count", mostly because I think of a lot of stupid stuff. After all, my mom's family name is used in Chapter 3 of Bram Stoker's Dracula (and my family comes from those parts). Add to that the fact that I own a haunted house and it makes perfect sense to become a "count", right?

I've found two different sites that will make you a Count, Lord, Early or whatever. One is from the small micro-nation of Sealand, and the other is just somewhere based out of England. You can pick from a title that dies with you, or pick one with a small patch of land that you can pass down so that your kids can enjoy your ridiculous purchase as well.