You want proof of the damage that crack does? Well, a lot of our awesome stories involve some crackhead doing something stupid.  Today is no exception.  Today we weave a fabulous tale of "the Crackhead Truck Driver Meets Officer Friendlies Taser". More after the jump.

I guess when you're getting pulled over there's a limited amount of holes you can shove your drugs in.  I guess today's felon didn't want to get his fingers dirty because he chose his mouth. Here's Heathen with the story: