There are certain things that you look for when you're looking for a 'hookup'.  In fact, you may not even know that you are looking for them.  You might even want to take this list as 'tips' on finding a female that might be interested.  More after the break.

Looking to hookup?  Here's what you're looking for:

Have you ever had a bug bite?  A new pain scale lets you know which ones hurt the worst:

Okay we have a debate.  Heathen says this guy 'kicks ass", I say he's just a 'stupid ass'.  You decide