Ah, those frisky teens. What with their switchblades and twistin' around the maltshop. There's just no telling what kind of fads their going to latch onto next. You'd think they'd have thought of all the ways to be hoodlums that are possible, but you'd be wrong!

You just don't know what your teens are up to behind your back, and now they're taking their deliquency to a new level with: logging! That's right, teen lumberjacking!  Hear more now: