17 Lubbock Celebrities As Sandwiches

Are you ready for all this deliciousness?

My friend and frequent RockShow contributor, Adam Wolfe, has an excellent one-liner. He said:

I don't think I'll ever be famous enough to get a sandwich named after me...so I'm just going to legally change my name to Reuben.

This really stuck in my mind. We've all seen those stories about sandwiches named after celebrities and others with big personalities. With that in mind, I put together a group of sandwiches that should be available around our areas. Bon Appetitie!

1
The RockShow Sandwich
This sandwich tastes a little funny.
2
The Joey McGuire Sandwich
Everybody is hopped up about this sandwich but it's expected to sell as well as the Kingsbury.
3
The Mayor Sandwich
No one really knows what this sandwich is about or what it's purpose is.
4
The Ron Roberts Sandwich
Ron says there's about a 30% chance of you getting this sandwich, but you never do.
5
The Abner Euresti Sandwich
This sandwich is ABNormally good.
6
The Chris Beard Sandwich
This sandwich will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
7
The Mark McGuire Sandwich
This is the only sandwich that is as good as advertised and even better than the sandwich before it.
8
The Raider Red Sandwich
It's the same as the Yosemite Sam sandwich.
9
The Chrissy Covington Sandwich
This is a big HAM sandwich.
10
The Wes Nessman Sandwich
This sandwich has set around a long time and no one can really figure out why anyone likes it.
11
The Bart Reagor Sandwich
This is more of a prison loaf than a sandwich.
12
The Dallas Cowboy Sandwich
It's been 27 years since this sandwich has been good.
13
The Terri Furman Sandwich
This sandwich is a little sweet and looks really good.
14
The City Council Sandwich
This is a platter of sandwiches that mainly just sit around.
15
The Buddy Holly Sandwich
All the ingredients are from around here and the taste will Not Fade Away.
16
The Pete Christie Sandwich
If you finish this sandwich you get an "I eat Pete" t-shirt.
17
The Lubbock Sandwich
This one tastes mostly like dirt, but lately it's been garnished with cactus.