Are you ready for all this deliciousness?

My friend and frequent RockShow contributor, Adam Wolfe,  has an excellent one-liner. He said:

I don't think I'll ever be famous enough to get a sandwich named after I'm just going to legally change my name to Reuben.

This really stuck in my mind. We've all seen those stories about sandwiches named after celebrities and others with big personalities. With that in mind, I put together a group of sandwiches that should be available around our areas. Bon Appetitie!

  • 1

    The RockShow Sandwich

    This sandwich tastes a little funny.

  • 2

    The Joey McGuire Sandwich

    Everybody is hopped up about this sandwich but it's expected to sell as well as the Kingsbury.

  • 3

    The Mayor Sandwich

    No one really knows what this sandwich is about or what it's purpose is.

  • 4

    The Ron Roberts Sandwich

    Ron says there's about a 30% chance of you getting this sandwich, but you never do.

  • 5

    The Abner Euresti Sandwich

    This sandwich is ABNormally good.

  • 6

    The Chris Beard Sandwich

    This sandwich will leave a bad taste in your mouth.

  • 7

    The Mark McGuire Sandwich

    This is the only sandwich that is as good as advertised and even better than the sandwich before it.

  • 8

    The Raider Red Sandwich

    It's the same as the Yosemite Sam sandwich.

  • 9

    The Chrissy Covington Sandwich

    This is a  big HAM sandwich.

  • 10

    The Wes Nessman Sandwich

    This sandwich has set around a long time and no one can really figure out why anyone likes it.

  • 11

    The Bart Reagor Sandwich

    This is more of a prison loaf than a sandwich.

  • 12

    The Dallas Cowboy Sandwich

    It's been 27 years since this sandwich has been good.

  • 13

    The Terri Furman Sandwich

    This sandwich is a little sweet and looks really good.

  • 14

    The City Council Sandwich

    This is a platter of sandwiches that mainly just sit around.

  • 15

    The Buddy Holly Sandwich

    All the ingredients are from around here and the taste will Not Fade Away.

  • 16

    The Pete Christie Sandwich

    If you finish this sandwich you get an "I eat Pete" t-shirt.

  • 17

    The Lubbock Sandwich

    This one tastes mostly like dirt, but lately it's been garnished with cactus.

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