5 Good Things About The Weather In West Texas
It's important to have a positive attitude in life. Even if you're looking down the wrong end of a gun, at least you can think, "ha ha, guess who won't have to do dirty dishes anymore!"
So we have crazy weather in Texas. Mostly crazy, hot, awful weather, but still crazy weather. With this in mind, I present the top 5 good things about the weather in Texas.
Aren't summer nights the best? Mosquito's, sweat, insane cooling bills and heat rashes all add up to a good time, don't they? Plus, summer around here seems to last forever. Around May people quit saying, "howdy" and just skip to saying, "....it's tooooooo hot!".
Yes we have Spring here, it's that day between Winter and Summer. It's usually nice and about 75 degrees, except some years it's really cold, really hot, or really something else.
Ponies could fall from the sky here and no one would blink an eye. It's like the weather here celebrates every day as "anything can happen day". Good luck catching one of those ponies on your tongue too.
Ever wonder what it would be like to take a ride inside a washing machine or dryer? Well, wonder no more. Just hitch a ride on the nearest tornado for a swirly good time.
Rich, poor, black or white, the dust makes us all brown, especially in our lungs. The races, genders and all age groups are brought together in our emergency rooms choking on the thick West Texas Air. Some people say, "we all bleed red", but I like to say, "we all cough up the same yellowy-green lung butter".