5 Things My Ice Tea Tasted Like Today
I grabbed myself a couple of jugs of "artificially sweetened sweet tea" today and it was NOT good. I used most of these descriptions on air, but I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
You ever get something on your hands that smells kind of bad, but you keep smelling it because you can't quite figure it out? Well this was like that. I don't know if the tea was rancid or what but it had a hard water/mechanical taste to it. Here's my five best tries at describing the taste.
- 1
Like a hobo washed his fingers in it.
- 2
Like a Transformers piss.
- 3
Like licking the door of an outhouse.
- 4
Like someone dropped a set of car keys in a bucket of spit.
- 5
Like a razor that had been used to circumcise a skunk.
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