Kid Stuck In Vending Machine Is My Naughty Sister
I came across an old picture of my little sister, posing happily with all of the stuffed animals INSIDE of a claw machine. She snuck into the flap at the bottom of the machine while my parents were watching a soccer game at the indoor soccer complex.
This picture was pretty popular among friends and family online, so I thought I'd share it with you guys.
If I'm honest, I'd say I'm a bit jealous that I didn't have the courage to piss off our mom and climb into a claw machine when I was 3. I've always wanted to do it. I've thought about it. I've even reached my arm in one, a time or two, but the whole body? Bold move, young padawan.
They eventually unlocked it and got her out of the machine, but I think they should have tried their luck at retrieving her with quarters instead. It would have been more challenging, and much more exciting to watch.
This was only one of many hilarious and obnoxious things she would go on to accomplish in life. She was also the first of my six sisters to tell me I looked "ratchet" when I showed up at my parents' house in pajamas and flip flops.
Well, naughty sister of mine. I let you have your fun, and now I get to show off your extra derpy picture to everyone on the internet after talking about it on the radio ALL morning. Suckkkkaaa!
Who's ratchet now?
P.S. I love you!
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