Real Controversy: 10 Things Lubbock Can Argue About Now

Now that things have settled down with the local Facebook drama we can move onto more important fights!

Yes, we've all been popping popcorn and watching a crazy local Facebook group fight, but now it's time to argue about some new things. I've compiled a list of things that you may want to think about. You are welcome to take any of this rage-bait and make it your own cause or Facebook group. Oh, and by the way, there's more than one in here that actually makes a really good point. So with that said, here are:

10 Things Lubbock Can Argue About Now

How Raider Red is just Yosemite Sam with a better groomed mustache.

How any rage induced homicide that occurs near the construction on 19th street should be considered justifiable.

Lubbock police need to stick to one shape of car or truck just out of fairness to us speeders.

How we save on street lamps by just inviting new vape shops to those areas (seriously guys, what’s up with all those lights?).

Lubbock should pass an ordinance that says the fast food place can’t take your money until AFTER they tell you that you’re going to have to pull up.

Each time a brick is removed from downtown streets, one citizen, chosen by lottery, gets a “free throw” at City Hall.

That we recognize the polarization of our community and split the Mall into “Kids” and “No Damn Kids” sides.

Everyone who dumps garbage at the landfill should not be charged if they include a Red Dirt Country c.d. with their crap.

How the City had a couple of million for new pickleball courts on the rich side of town, but no money to fix the pools on the poor side of town.

One person should be exempt from all taxes, laws, and ordinances, and that person shall be the tamale lady.