I'm not shocked that porn drive in movie theaters are still a thing. I'm just shocked that only two remain and they're right here in the Lone Star State.
In the latest little bit of nonsense, lawmakers in states including Texas are looking to up the nanny-state tactics and fill their pockets by taking away your liberties. Yeah, that's what it really is: a cash grab.
The internet is full of wonderful and amazing things. Like porn. Lots and lots of porn. And this family finds out that speech recognition isn't as good as it should be yet.
Do you think that porn is a "public health crisis"? Have you caught a case of the "porns"?Can you get the "porns" from shaking hands with a dirty person?
As you can see on the chart above there are some incredibly weird things people are basting their turkeys to, like "Thanksgiving orgy and "Christmas presents."