Not all majors are created equally. Some are sizzling like a piping hot plate of fajitas, others plain like a box of chicken nuggies, and then there are a few off the beaten path that are more like mystery items nobody ever orders.
Ever wondered what your Texas Tech degree might look like if it came with a large Coke and a side of fries? Then you're in the right place. Let's get into it...
We matched Texas Tech majors with their fast-food alter egos, and the results are delicious. What was that old saying? Oh! That's right! "Nothing says 'higher education' like a little bit of drive-thru comparison." Or — whatever.
TECH MAJORS AND THEIR FAST FOOD ALTER EGOS
Engineering - You guys are the Chipotle Burrito Bowls (with extra everything) of the world. You're complex, way overbuilt, and spilling everything all over the place. We admire it, but it's your thing. We're just trying not to get hot sauce on our white shirts.
Education - Becoming a teacher? You'll fit in with the rest of the chicken sandwiches out there. You're reliable, loved by most, wholesome AF, and you've got all the qualities of a McChicken.
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Business - I feel like you should be able to guess this one. Any takers? Think coffee. Business majors are the fancy iced coffee you avoid buying very often because you need the change in your cupholder for more important things like....investing.
Journalism - You're messy. You're chaotic. You're crazy. But, somehow, you're keeping it all together. You, my friend, are a Crunchwrap Supreme.
Fine Arts - You're a Dairy Queen Blizzard, and don't let anyone treat you any differently! You're misunderstood by those who have never given you a chance. We know you're sweet inside and out.
Law - Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwich, hands down. Law students are aggressive, bold, and hardly ever have enough napkins.
Computer Science - You are the geeks, and therefore, you aren't a specific food. You're more like the Domino's Pizza Tracker app, which is certainly important.
Psychology - Psych majors are soup in a breadbowl from Panera Bread. Change my mind.
Burrito bowl or Blizzard, latte, or chicken sammy, remember this: your degree is basically just fast food. Sometimes it's hot, sometimes it's cold, but no matter what, if you go out and get it, you'll be less hungry.
Focus on the positives and recycle your trash!
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