This Baby Rocks Harder Than You Ever Will [NSFW/VIDEO]

Are you ready for the single most rockingest baby in the history of the universe? Then press on wiseguy!

This kid rocks, and he does so in a number of ways.  Watch for the following.

1. The Headbang.

2. The Fist Pump.

3. The Pogo.

4. The "Hell Yeah"

5. The "Encore Bitch".

The only problem will be teaching him that he can't sing "F@cking Hostile" at preschool.