You Can Now Get Drunk at Cracker Barrel

Add Cracker Barrel to the list of places where you can get your dranky drank on.

According to CNN, after testing alcohol sales in over 100 restaurants, the down-home restaurant chain has decided to roll out beer, wine, and mimosas to the menu for the first time in their 51-year history. It should happen before the end of the fiscal year across 600+ Cracker Barrel locations throughout the U.S.

Who honestly thought that you could already buy beer at Cracker Barrel? I had no idea. I guess it's a matter of out of sight, out of mind. Since it wasn't on the menu, I never thought about it. But now, I kinda want to grab a drink down at the local Cracker Barrel.

I, for one, can't wait to get hammered and run through the gift shop, marveling at the Christmas Displays that they seem to put up in late February.

It's a good thing they have those rocking chairs out front, too. I'll need a place to sleep my Chicken Fried Steak and four beers off.