Have you ever fantasized about finding a bunch of cash?  Are you one of those people who would return it, return it and hope for a reward or keep it?  Well if you return it, the reason you probably returned it is you didn't want to screw someone else out of that money.  For that reason, you need to take the money to the cops.  More after the break.

Even if you find a bank bag outside of a bank, it's still best to call the cops.  Here's Heathen with the story:

Do you think you get sick a lot?  If you are average you do.  Over your lifetime you'll be sick or hurt over 9000 times.  Heathen has the details:

I tell ya, I've had it with airlines.  I just won't fly anywhere unless it's an emergency.  This time they came down on a woman because of a t-shirt she was wearing.  Here you go: