Have you ever binged the Netflix show To Catch a Smuggler? I hope I'm not the only weirdo fascinated by the strange items airplane passengers try to get past TSA. Some of the stuff people try to get by security on the show blows my mind.

The typical drugs and weapons seem mundane after you watch someone try their best to get through security with a bunch of live animals shoved down their pants.

Top-notch entertainment, folks.

The Dallas Morning News published a list of the most unusual items confiscated by the TSA last year, and listen, I don't condone carrying contraband through security at the airport, but a few of these smugglers should at least get points for creativity.

2024’s Weirdest TSA Confiscations: What They Found at Security

..and here I am, worried I'll get in trouble for having too much shampoo...

Gallery Credit: Chrissy

I'm disappointed, but at the same time, relieved, that there wasn't anything more bizarre to report. This list is pretty mild compared to what you see on To Catch a Smuggler, and really, that's for the best. I don't think chickens and such enjoy stuffy airplane rides in your JNCO pockets, even if it makes for interesting television.

If you're taking a flight soon, it's a good time to review the TSA Travel Checklist to be sure you won't miss your flight over something silly in your luggage. Better safe than sorry.

Keep scrolling for more weird Texas-based articles in the galleries below, and thank TSA the next time you're going through security for keeping us safe in the air. They put up with a lot of fuss and deserve more hugs!

Texas Parents Pay Up: The 5 Priciest Metro Areas for Childcare

They say you get what you pay for. I hope these kids come home from daycare with the ability to speak 9 new languages and troubleshoot your Wi-Fi problems.

Gallery Credit: Chrissy

Warning! Five Dangerous Food Ingredients Still On Texas Shelves

Banned in other counties, and now banned in California, these potentially dangerous food additives have been shown to cause cancer, ADHD, and more adverse effects.

Gallery Credit: Renee Raven

Would You Spend The Night In This Unique Texas Treehouse Loft?

I'm all about it...

Gallery Credit: Chrissy

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