Yes you read it right! There actually is a brand new thing called Baconlube. Brought to us by J&D's the makers of such amazingly fine products as Baconsalt, Baconnaise (everybody's favorite), BaconRanch, Bacon Lip Balm and many many more bacon flavored products. Click through to their website for the entire menu of yummy. Even better is that this is good for girls and boys!

Ok so really If it was time for some lovin' I wouldn't be thinking about bacon, or even wanting the flavor of bacon but that doesn't stop this product from being awesome! Maybe I would try it once just for kicks. I'm just saying some people will do ANYTHING for bacon. This could be sent by God.