In the spirit of Valentine's Day, I thought it might be fun to creep through the "Missed Connections" section of Craigslist.

If you've never checked it out, it's usually someone trying to find a person that they met randomly and can't stop thinking about. Or it's just some weird pervs. It's hit or miss. This one might be a little of both. I'm not sure. Let me know what you think.

Craigslist Lubbock
Craigslist Lubbock
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Sound familiar to anyone? One Lubbock man is daydreaming about a lady that used to watch porn with him off of 38th Street near Bolton's. How romantic! He doesn't know her name, because who has time for that these days. He posted this a few days ago and maybe he was just looking for someone to spend Valentine's Day with. It's a lonely world out there and if you can find someone that's into the same freaky crap you are, life is a better place.

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Let's help him find her. Or perhaps she doesn't want to be found for good reason. Or maybe she's missing him, too. You never know. Today is the one lovey-dovey day of the year that you just don't want to spend alone. Maybe if we share this, we can bring them back together again.

Whether he was paying for the lovin' or not, I hope he finds someone out there to check out dirty videos with again. Here's looking at you, pal! Good luck, and don't forget to wrap your peep. Syphilis cases are up 300 percent in Lubbock.

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