My Idea To Do Away With Xmas

Alight, this isn't for you lovers of Xmas, obviously. But if you're on team "anti-xmas", then I have and idea for you. It's a little bargain you can work out with your loved ones.

So, what do you hate about Xmas? The hustle and bustle? The fighting for parking spaces? The crappy X-mas songs? Santa?  Well, here's a great way to bargain away Xmas but still get the best of Xmas, my idea is simple: Super-Double-Birthdays!  Yep, let's just skip Xmas and double up on the presents for your birthday.  Not good enough for you,  then how about "Super-Half-Birthday".  You could have a birthday party that is either twice as big as it is now, or a celebration ever six months. It's not as silly as it sounds. No more fighting crowds, crappy xmas parties or tinsel that clogs up the vacuum cleaner.

I'm even working on the "Super-Double-Birthday" song.  It goes like this:

Super-Double Birthday you're cool

Super-Double Birthday your rule

Super-Double Birthday you badass

Enjoy the presents for two....

So there you go.  Super-Double-Birthdays. Let's make this a a thing.