Okay, this is not the "Jerk" cat.  He is in fact an A Hole, but I'm not supposed to use the word on these posts, even though it's in the video.  This is pretty much the ultimate cat video. More after the jump.

Wanna know how to get two million views on YouTube?  Have a cat that's an asshole.  Yes, this is "Teddy The Asshole" cat.  What's he gonna do?  He's GOING TO BE AN ASSHOLE-THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.