What Would The 12 Days Of Christmas In Lubbock Be

So at this point pretty much everything in the classic Christmas song "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" is of another day...but what if it was updated for Lubbock?

So, I'll spare you the one at a time addition of items to the twelve days, instead, let's skip to the end where you get everything in the big wrap up. This is a lot more fun if you sing it inside your head.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Lubbock gave to me

Twelve cases of syphilis

Eleven gustnados

Ten thousand car wrecks

Nine thousand red necks

Eight playa lakes

Seven bankrupt car lots

Sixty-mile winds

Five and seven seasons

Four coaching changes

Three Dixie Chicks

Two tumbleweeds