![Captain America Is No Match for Marilyn Manson [VIDEO/NSFW]](https://townsquare.media/site/157/files/2019/05/captain.png?w=980&q=75)
Captain America Is No Match for Marilyn Manson [VIDEO/NSFW]
You do remember that Chris Evans was in Not Another Teen Movie, don't you?
Marilyn Manson contributed a cover of Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" to the soundtrack of the 2001 flick. In fact, you may have seen the screenshot of him dressed up like a human ice cream sundae. Well, the humiliation doesn't stop there.
Captain America and his letterman brothers are holding court at a party when it's invaded by Manson, Joey Jordison and other miscreants. Manson gives Cappy a big push, and gets to the business of molesting EVERY FEMALE AT THE PARTY.
Manson's sexual infinity crotch weapon is so strong he turns the good girl into a nasty goth beauty.
That's right, kids -- Captain America matches up well against Thanos, but is no match for Marilyn Manson.
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